Tuesday, August 12, 2008

轻松(五)下

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When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia.

One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Malaysia.

One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country.

Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do:

Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.

Dr M : Why?

Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.

Dr M: What! Why him?

Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.

Dr M: But how? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.

Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR. 'Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly'



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Subject: M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R

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Must

Always

Hantam

Abdullah

Till

He

Is

Removed



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3 comments:

庄严立湍 said...

anbi, wa risau, nanti ISA mai tangkap...

高猪 said...

anbi, apasal takot? ini artikel tala isu islam, tala isu kaum, tala isu politik. ini cuma pasal itu kuda tua yg patot mati awal, apasal khuathir ? kalu ini pon kena khuathir, maka suma olang baik jadi bisu !

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